Babies?? Um NO!

Okay, so Cippo claims that i am giving birth to triplets. This, in fact, is 100% false! As you all can tell, i have a 12 pack so it's impossible for me to be harboring children in my belly. If I were to be having triplets, well I'd be quite large right now and very moody. And correct me if I'm wrong, but i seem to be quite normal looking and I'm never moody. So where was this rumor derived from? Let me tell you...it was awhile ago that this began. Alfano and I were walking up to Krieger's class after our dreadful Economics class. In the hallway, we saw Mrs. McConnell wobbling, because she had a baby. We overheard her talking about how someone asked if she was prego and she said, "How can you not tell!?" I turned to Alfano and i can't quite remember exactly what I said, but it was something along the lines of, "She should make an announcement and say I'm pregnant!" That's when Cippo overheard me and began the "Elise is giving birth to a child" rumor. Eventually, my one baby evolved into 3 babies somehow. But I just thought I would clear that up, because I don't plan on being pregnant, oh, for about another 8-10 years at the earliest! (p.s. If I were to have a baby, I'm pretty sure, actually no..I'm positive it would be as adorable as the picture of the baby I have up there!)