ipod Belt

So today in Communications, Edd proudly walked into the classroom blasting music. Then it got me thinking...how cool would it be if Apple made and ipod Belt!? Because then you could just attach your ipod to the front of the belt, and there could be tons of different belty covers for it so that it stays in mint condition and it would look sweet. Another awesome thing would that there would be speakers scattered around the belt so when you walk into a room, you can play your music, for dramatic effect of course. For instance, lets say Debbie is having an awful day and she doesn't want to talk to anyone...all she has to do is play the song "Bad Day" and then wah-la! everyone knows that she is having a bad day. Or what about this...so Bob is the crunkest man alive. He wants everyone to know how crunk he can get. So what should Bob do? He takes his ipod, places it on his awesome ipod belt and chooses the song "Everybody Gettin Crunk" and then bam! everyone knows Bob about to bust a move. The ipod belt would also be a great way for communication. It would also come in various sizes and colors. So when, if ever, Apple decides to creat an ipod belt, you all know who's idea it was first!